I am cold in office. Now enjoying a hot milo to keep me warm. Its almost like winter here. Yaya dream on~
I had this horrible experience with smelly tofu yesterday~ if you think i wanna put tat piece of shit like thingy into my mouth again. you better think twice. ARGH thats like the worse thing I ever tasted.
Am in a happy mood today. Went swimming yesterday. Swimming makes me happy. Cant wait for the day to be over :)
Some ppl are just so despicable. They like to do things underhand. irritating. I am not a politics person, I do not know how to boot lick. Neither do I make myself all pathetic begging for sympathy from others. The person I am talking about is none other than my Executive - tat
BITCH.
How to be a Pretend to be hardworking (be a bitch to your coordinator)
1) Let out an occasional "I AM STRESSED" in office so that boss knows you are working.
2) Keep your table as messy as possible so that it looks like you are working so hard.
3) Prepare your own presentation files and shout out loud in office " I just dont want to burden Candice". %$#@~! How would I know if you do not tell me. BITCH
4) Do shout aloud in office often saying "Candice never helps me. She only does other projects.
5) Tell your coordinator " I know you hate to work with me, tats why you chose to opt out of the project". I need to clarify~ I opted out of the project EVEN BEFORE IT WAS GIVEN TO HER.
6) Do come back to work on Public holidays, but do not do any work. Just clean your table and ANNOUNCE to everyone in office saying you are too busy to clean it up on normal days.
7) Do speak in a mouse-like voice to your manager, but be as soft as possible~ You should start complaining to him about your coordinator.
8) Do cut things and leave your trash on your coordinator's table.
9) Email your coordinator on the task you assign her and say aloud in office, I doubt you do any of it.
10) Bitch to your smoking khaki about your coordinator being difficult!
11) Give your coordinator stupid jobs like data entry and faxing. Apparently, she only have the IQ to handle such task. THEN, continue to suspect that she cant complete the simple task that was assigned.
12) Take your coordinator's files/pens/wat-have-you and keep it. Then when she ask, do not admit until one week down the road. Allow her to grumble to you and then act pitiful.
13) Get your manager to ask your coordinator to do your task. Tell him say that she doesnt listen to you.
14) Work till wee hours everyday and still have no sales as well as no life.
Tats all I can think of now~ tats my life ppl~
I had this horrible experience with smelly tofu yesterday~ if you think i wanna put tat piece of shit like thingy into my mouth again. you better think twice. ARGH thats like the worse thing I ever tasted.
Am in a happy mood today. Went swimming yesterday. Swimming makes me happy. Cant wait for the day to be over :)
Some ppl are just so despicable. They like to do things underhand. irritating. I am not a politics person, I do not know how to boot lick. Neither do I make myself all pathetic begging for sympathy from others. The person I am talking about is none other than my Executive - tat
BITCH.
How to be a Pretend to be hardworking (be a bitch to your coordinator)
1) Let out an occasional "I AM STRESSED" in office so that boss knows you are working.
2) Keep your table as messy as possible so that it looks like you are working so hard.
3) Prepare your own presentation files and shout out loud in office " I just dont want to burden Candice". %$#@~! How would I know if you do not tell me. BITCH
4) Do shout aloud in office often saying "Candice never helps me. She only does other projects.
5) Tell your coordinator " I know you hate to work with me, tats why you chose to opt out of the project". I need to clarify~ I opted out of the project EVEN BEFORE IT WAS GIVEN TO HER.
6) Do come back to work on Public holidays, but do not do any work. Just clean your table and ANNOUNCE to everyone in office saying you are too busy to clean it up on normal days.
7) Do speak in a mouse-like voice to your manager, but be as soft as possible~ You should start complaining to him about your coordinator.
8) Do cut things and leave your trash on your coordinator's table.
9) Email your coordinator on the task you assign her and say aloud in office, I doubt you do any of it.
10) Bitch to your smoking khaki about your coordinator being difficult!
11) Give your coordinator stupid jobs like data entry and faxing. Apparently, she only have the IQ to handle such task. THEN, continue to suspect that she cant complete the simple task that was assigned.
12) Take your coordinator's files/pens/wat-have-you and keep it. Then when she ask, do not admit until one week down the road. Allow her to grumble to you and then act pitiful.
13) Get your manager to ask your coordinator to do your task. Tell him say that she doesnt listen to you.
14) Work till wee hours everyday and still have no sales as well as no life.
Tats all I can think of now~ tats my life ppl~
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